Are You Southern? Take This Quiz and Find Out Now!

1. A mess of fish is

A. A Part of the Passover Meal
B. Enough for both of us
C. Dead catfish washed ashore
D. All of the above

2. What is cattywampus?

A. a direction
B. a person who gossips
C. a worm
D. a cat in heat

3. What is COWPIE?

A. cow manure
B. Country or Western People In Earnest
C. a chocolate marshmallow snack
D. a cutie pie

4. The first four words of the Southern national anthem are:

A. I pledge allegiance to
B. In God we trust
C. Gentlemen start your engines
D. Mine eyes have seen

5. Cheerwine is

A. a soda
B. a pop
C. a coke
D. a red wine with fruit

6. Why is fishing such a popular pasttime in the South?

A. It's easier than bridge
B. It's a chance to outsmart your opponent
C. There's no fine for FUI (fishin' under the influence)
D. It's in their nature

7. What does a Southern belle do when she doesn't get her way?

A. pitch a hissie fit
B. throw a conniption
C. go to pieces
D. all of the above

8. Red Eye Gravy is

A. an all boy band
B. nickname for a hangover
C. served with breakfast
D. a Willie Nelson song

9. What did Margaret Mitchell originally name her famous heroine?

A. Scarlett O'Hara
B. Pansy O'Hara
C. Tara O'Hara
D. Maureen O'Hara

10. Who played Andy Griffith's son Opie?

A. Ronald Reagan
B. Ron Howard
C. Danny Bonaduce
D. Greg Brady

Answers are on the comment page.

How you know if you gave birth to a baby belle:

-She's born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and cries when it's not her pattern
-Her hospital i.d. has charms on it
-Her diapers are 300 count
-Her stroller has curtains on it
--She cries with a Southern drawl
-She wears a cover-up in the birth canal
-She'll only be burped in the ladies room
-She thinks teething rings are "tacky"
-She's born with a magnolia pink manicure and pedicure
-She writes her own birth announcement





Later Ya'll.....^Belle^

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Love and Peace Recipe

1- Fold two hands together, And express a dash of sorrow. Marinate it overnight, And work on it tomorrow.
2-Chop one grudge in tiny pieces, Add several cups of love. Dredge with a large sized smile, Mix with the ingredients above.
3- Dissolve the hate within you, By doing a good deed. Cut in and help your friend, If he/she should be in need.
4-Stir in laughter, love and kindness, From the heart it has to come.
5- Toss with genuine forgiveness, And give your friends some.
The amount of people served, Will depend on you. It can serve the whole wide world. If you really want it to!


Later Ya'll.....^Belle^

Okay, down below are your responses to the Silly Quiz questions...so don't blame me.

I told you that this was silly and something I remembered from elementary school.

I hope no one is offended. If you are let me know and I will take yours down.

Which one do like the best?

SILLY QUIZ

Mary and Doc are in the bedroom on the vibrator with his cute butt in her thigh hi. (song title missing)Suggestions anyone...?

Colo and John are in the office on the printer with his eyes in her shirt and he screamed "Witch Doctor".

Biggie T and Chanda are in the kitchen on the cuisinart with her eyes in his boxers and she screamed, "Battle Hymn of The Republic" (you know....Mine eyes have seen the glory...)

Wayf and Mrs. Wayf are in the living room on the guitar with her hand in his shirt and she screamed, "Let It Be".

Peachy (SuzyQ) and Richard Gere are in the office on the coffee cup, his broad shoulders are in her tank top and he screamed, "I've Had The Time Of My Life".

RHolt (Bob) and Karen are in the living room on the computer, her legs are in his Late Show t-shirt and she screamed, "Last Worthless Evening".

Lucy and Angel (I am assuming this is CH) are in the bathroom on the toliet seat, his hands are in her snow hat and he screamed, "Behind Blue Eyes".

Whispered Promise and Matthew are in the bedroom on a wreath made of anniversary roses, his hands are in her Red Skin jersery and he screamed, "Amazed".

(I didn't really want to include the next one, but since he was so kind as to send these answers...I sort of have to.)

The Yankee and Belle are in the spare bedroom on the computer, with her face in his Wrangler jeans and she screamed "Open Arms".
(Side note: As tight as his jeans are there is hardly room for him much less my face! So, he will just have to take them off )

Miss Lou and Ray are in the bedroom on the bed, his lips are in her jeans and he screamed, "Roadhouse Blues ".

Donuts and the sexy cop are in the playroom on Stinky's rabbit cage, with his sexy,small,round,tight, grabbable butt in her striped socks with reindeer heads on the toes and he screamed, "Do The Humpty-Hump".

Joe(Joes Blog) and Diane are in the computer room on the Buddha statue, her legs are in his worn out moccasins and she screamed, "Subterranian Homesick Blues."

Sherry and hubby are in the bedroom on the mirror with his lips in her blouse and he screamed, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".

Madie and Ken are in the living room on a picture with his arms in her jeans and he screamed, "Hold me,Thrill Me, Kiss me".

MajorPain and his blogcrush (un named) are in the kitchen on the frig with his tongue in her shoe and she screamed, "Mighty Mouse Is On The Way."

Considering how the silly quiz turned out, do you have a song title that might fit the above situations better....?

So, there you have it...the silly quiz. Welcome to 5th Grade.

Thanks to all who participated.

Later Ya'll...^Belle^