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INSIDE THE FLAME


 SONG IN MY HEAD SUNDAY;Eddie Arnold
 

While scanning through the channels the other night, I happened to catch Eddie Arnold singing this classic song. I have and love Elvis Presley's version of it, but had forgotten how mellow and smooth Eddie Arnold is. Everyone needs that special person in their life that can make the world go away. Okay Streamers...tell me...thumbs up...or down. Later Ya'll..^Belle^
Posted by ^BELLE^ at 11:19 PM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 WHAT'S MY LINE?
 

Worst Pickup Lines Ever

I included my responses to a select few. Please include yours.

1-Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

2-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! (Fred does nothing for me but I do think George Jetson is kind of cute.)

3-Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? (anyone else see a slap on the way)

4-That shirt looks becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

5-Yo, Baby, you be my dairy queen, I'll be your burger king, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.(Who wants a burger when you can have a T-Bone)

6-I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

7-Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. (Can you also see me slapping the hound dog out of you?)

8-If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

9-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. (Oh really, I'm sorry, I thought that was a cocktail weenie)

10-Guy: Would you like to dance?
Gal: I would never dance with the likes of you.
Guy: I'm sorry. You misunderstood. I said you look fat in those pants.

11-I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

12-If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas,can I visit you between holidays? (Depends on the size of your drumstick)

13-I love every bone in your body....especially mine.(Bones have been known to break)

14-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.(So is the electric chair)

15-I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

16-You must be Jamaican, because,Jamaican me crazy.

17-My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard and serve hot.(Got anything in a Tom Selleck?)

18-The word for the night is "legs", lets go back to my room and spread the word.

19-Was your dad a farmer,'cause you've got great melons.

20-Haven't I seen you some place before? ( Yeah. That why I don't go there anymore)

21-Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth. (I'd rather have a V-8)

22-Hi, my name is Pogo,want to jump on my stick? (Sure do. Wait here and let me get a magnifying glass.)

Later Ya'll...^Belle^
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 FRIDAY FIVE WITH A TWIST
 

Okay guys and gals, it's Friday and you know what that means, time for the Friday Five With A Twist. As always, answer any 5 or go collard green crazy and answer them all....ready...here we go...!

1-Last person you kissed under the mistletoe?

No comment.

2-True or False: "If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it's in his kiss?"

False. It's in the eyes. The eyes NEVER lie.

3-Finish the sentence: I hate it when....

You have to sneeze and can't. I have discovered recently that if I rub my eyebrow a certain way, I can recapture the sneeze.

4-Hamburger patties....thick or thin?

Thin.

5-Egg nog or hot chocolate?

Hot chocolate.

6- Do you hang Christmas stockings?

Yes. My son, The Baby still gets one and so does the Rat Pack.And if you think it's silly that my dogs get not only Christmas stockings but gifts as well then, UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!

7-Last decision you made?

I don't have time for people that don't have time for me! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

8-Are you planning a trip anytime soon?

Yep. Philadelphia, Mississippi.

9-Radio station you listen to most often?

I have several I listen to, but the most often listened to is ,94.5 in Birmingham and the reason for that is "the two sexiest fat men alive" Rick and Bubba.

10-Last thing you put in the trash?

A thick pile of letters never sent and some old journals full of things I would rather forget.

11-Wheel Of Fortune or Jeopardy?

Jeopardy.

12-Can you stop at just 1?

If it's something I like....NO.

13- Gold or silver?

Gold.

14-What is the weather like?

Cold as a witches tit. (With all due respect to any witches that might be reading this) I've never touched a witches tit so I can't really say if they are cold or not....just wanted to see it in print.

15-Do you have any surgical scars?

Yes. C-section scar, small one on the back of my neck from a cyst removal and one on my right arm.

16-Can you impersonate someone?

Yes. I used to do Sonny and Cher singing, "I Got You Babe" (I did both parts), can still do a pretty good Patsy Cline and a very decent Julia Sugarbaker.

17-Last person you IMed?

A 3 way with my daughter, Princess and son in law, Super Trooper.

18-Last shoes you wore?

My good ol' Timberland boots.

19-Last hat you wore?

(Cover your eyes for this answer BC) My 15 year old New York Yankees ball cap.

20-When you rub noses with someone, are you giving them an Eskimo Kiss or a Yankee Dime?(Just read a few of your responses to this question. Come on now! My family can't be the only family in the South to call rubbing noses together Yankee Dimes!)

In the South, it is a Yankee Dime.

Later Ya'll...^Belle^

PS:"...AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN WANT YOU....AND I WANT YOU FOR ALL TIME...." Witchta Lineman
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 True Friendship
 

True Friendship!
None of that Sissy Crap!!!

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared

-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be ... until you quit whining.

6 . When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

*REMEMBER: A real,true friend will not come and bail you out of jail,because their happy ass will be in the slammer with you!

* Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always remember...when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt! Now that sounds like a plan I can work with!

Later Ya'll...^Belle^
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 Sunday In The South or Pinching and Thumping In Church
 

I woke up this morning feeling fine....Oops...sorry...I must be picking up David Cassidy in my head. As I was saying before I started quoting lyrics from the 70's,feeling much better today. Perhaps a parade was just what I needed to snap me out of the blue mood that has held me in it's clutches for a couple of weeks.

On the way home Saturday after the parade, I thought of something Mother always used to say, "Sometimes you have to blow your own horn and lead your own parade." Granted, I wasn't leading it, just an unwitting participant, but why nit pick over minor details.

Life can be like a parade. You can choose to watch it pass by or you can insert yourself into the line up and participate. I've watched from the side lines for much too long.

Yesterday unfolded slowly and I found myself in the past. When I was growing up most everything was closed on Sunday. You could go to town if you wanted to, but nothing was open except restaurants. On Wednesday's all the business down town closed at 12:00pm.

Sunday was time for home,family and church. Mother would wake us around 7:30 or so. She puttered around in the kitchen cooking breakfast while from the television came the sweet sounds of Southern Gospel Music via the Gospel Jubilee featuring The Florida Boys and other popular groups of the day, The Happy Goodman's, Kingsmen Quartet(my favorite), Stamps, Inspirations and others.

After breakfast everyone flew around getting ready for church. Sunday School started at 10:00 am. We lived about 5 minutes from the church, but Daddy insisted that everyone be ready to go at 9;30. He preferred to arrive at least 15 minutes early.

It was a small country church but full of good people who loved one another and The Lord. Everyone always wore their Sunday best. For some this meant, Sunday go to meetin' overalls, a crisp,clean white shirt and black tie. Daddy was a suit and tie man. Still is.

One of the things I remember best is the singing. The way all those voices would rise up in sweet 4 part harmony. Certain songs would really get the crowd going, like, Just A Little Talk With Jesus, I'll Fly Away, Looking For A City, I'll Meet You In The Morning and of course, Amazing Grace.

After 30 minutes or more of singing the preacher would take center stage behind the pulpit. Mother and Daddy's pew was the third one on the right side (if you were looking down into the congregation). Daddy sat on the end, then me, Mother and my baby brother.

Once the singing was over I was ready to go home. Patient I was not. A restless wiggle worm to be sure. Once I passed a certain age, I was expected to sit there without books, paper or crayons, like a young lady. Wasn't allowed to sit by my brother because it would end up in trouble. You've heard of being between a rock and a hard place...? Well, my place was between, The Pincher (Mother) and The Thumper (Daddy).

I would get 1 or 2 warnings, 3 at the most, before the pinching began. It always started with the pinching. Stubborn, willful, hard headed, full of mischief...that was me! Once while reading the scripture our pastor said "ass". My little brother let out a gasp, and leaned over to whisper in Mother's ear, (he never understood and doesn't to this very day the concept of whispering), "Mommy, he said a bad word." I began to giggle as she shook her head "no", his signal to not say anything else. Everyone seated nearby us had heard him and chuckles started to spread.

Preacher then said, "ass" once more. Baby Brother shook his head back and forth and said out loud, "Mommy, you gonna wash his mouth out with soap". Baby Brother then discovered that this must be amusing, looked over at me and smiled as I giggled. Warning number 1- The Look. He glanced over at me again. I laughed again. Warning number 2-A Tap on the knee. I shrugged away from her, saying, "Stop it". Let the pinching and thumping begin!

She reached over and pinched me lightly on the arm. I scoot over toward Daddy. Wrong move. He stretches his arm around the back of the pew, placing it around my shoulder (all the better to thump my ear). I wouldn't trade those memories for any amount of money.

I wanted to include a song by Vestal Goodman, but Song2play didn't have one! I did manage to find one that reminds me of those Sunday's in that little country church and have included it in the comments section.

It is a beautiful day here and I enjoy the parade of life.


Later Ya'll...^Belle^




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