It's Friday and you know what that means. Time for the Friday Five. This week with a Music Twist. As always, answer any 5 or go fattenin' hog in the corn crib crazy and answer them all. Ready....Have at it...
1-What did you have for lunch today?
SLICED AVACADO DRIZZLED WITH OLIVE OIL AND LEMON JUICE, GREEN OLIVES, BOILED EGG.
2-Are you registered to vote and if so, will you?
YES/YES
3-Last person to email you a photo? What was it?
THE YANKEE/HIS NEW TATTOO.
4-Last thing that made you laugh?
A VOICE MAIL LEFT BY MY GRANDSON, TELLING ME ABOUT USING THE POTTY SUCCESSFULLY FOR THE FIRST TIME.HE HAS RECENTLY STARTED WEARING PULL UPS, WITH WHO ELSE BUT.....ELMO ON THEM. MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN TELLING HIM NOT TO GET ELMO WET OR DIRTY, THAT IT WILL MAKE HIM SAD.....HOPING THAT HE WILL TELL HER WHEN HE NEEDS TO USE THE POTTY.
WELL, THE OTHER DAY HE DID AND I WASN'T HOME FOR THIS IMPORTANT UPDATE. SO, PRINCESS CALLED MY CELL AND LET TROOPER JUNIOR LEAVE "ME-MA",A MESSAGE. HE WAS SO EXCITED AND PROUD OF HIMSELF...JABBERING AWAY AND THE ONLY THING I COULD MAKE OUT WAS 2 WORDS AT THE END OF THE MESSAGE: "....ELMO,DOO-DOO"......
5-If you were one of the Seven Dwarfs, which one would you be?
I WOULD BE THE LITTLE KNOWN 8TH DWARF.....BITCHY.
6-Have you ever torn your pants in public?
YES. AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY WHEN I WAS 17. ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE SATIN PANTS THAT WERE SO POPULAR.....? MY DATE HAD TO TAKE ME BACK HOME TO CHANGE.
7-If you share a bed with someone who not only talks in their sleep, but will carry on a conversation as well, is it okay to ask them questions or pump them for info?
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT REALLY SOMETHING THAT I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH....BUT...IF YOU ASK...YOU BEST BE PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER.SOMETIMES IGNORANCE REALLY IS BLISS.
8-What is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has ever rang?
NONE. I DON'T TAKE MY CELL PHONE IN INAPPROPIATE PLACES.
9-Have you ever surfed?
ONLY ON THE INTERNET
10-Have you ever told anyone their fly was open?If so, what did you say?
YES. JUST LAST WEEK I TOLD MY SON: "CLOSE THE BARN DOOR BEFORE THE MULE GETS OUT"
11-Can you pick up things with your toes?
YES
12-Have you ever made a semi truck honk?
YEP......AND THE DRIVER TOO....
13-Guys: Have you ever been in the ladies room? Girls:Have you ever been in the men's room?
YES. WHEN MY SON WAS LITTLE, HE DECIDED HE WAS A BIG BOY AND WOULD NOT GO INTO THE LADIES ROOM ANYMORE WITH MOMMY. RELUCTENTLY I LET HIM GO INTO THE MENS ROOM ALONE. I WAITED....AND WAITED...GETTING MORE AND MORE NERVOUS BY THE MINUTE AS MEN WENT IN AND CAME OUT....FINALLY I ASKED ONE GENTLEMAN IF THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY IN THERE. HE SAID YES. I THEN ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD TELL HIM TO COME OUTSIDE. THE MAN WENT IN, CAME BACK OUT AND REPORTED THAT THE LITTLE BOY SAID,"NO". HE STOOD GUARD WHILE I WENT INTO THE MEN'S ROOM TO COLLECT MY OFFSPRING.
14-Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET AWAY FROM KFC
15-Something you are looking forward to in the very near future?
MY NEICES WEDDING IN MARCH
16-First line of the last song you listened to?
CANDY.....WHY I CALL MY SUGAR CANDY....(CANDY BY BIG MAYBELLE)
17-First /last concert you attended?
ELO IN BIRMINGHAM-70'S/THE EAGLES IN BIRMINGHAM-2002
18-Is there an artist or group that you have all of their albums/CD'S?
THE EAGLES/TRAVIS TRITT
19-What is your favorite song of all time?
TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT BY THE EAGLES
20-Is there a song with your name in the title or lyrics?
YES; IN THE TITLE: ROCKIN' ROBIN, IN THE LYRICS: I'M SO LONESOME, I COULD CRY.
Later Ya'll...
Like I always say....
