Feeling a little blue....call in and cheer me up...Listen to some of your fellow bloggers while reading this weeks edition of Dear Belle.Congrats to Biggie T for being comment number 100 on the post below. He wins a platter of deviled eggs and a jar of pickled pigs feet. Expect 'em soon T.
Time for Dear Belle. Ya'll have been working overtime this week with questions. Remember, if you have a question for, Dear Belle, from serious to silly, send it to me via a PM. Okay, let's get after it.
DEAR BELLE;
What is the difference between a, doo-hickey and a hickey-doo?
ANSWER;
A DOO HICKEY, IS SOMETHING THAT YOU KINDA, SORTA KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED.
A HICKEY DOO IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS OR WHAT IT DO.
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DEAR BELLE;
I just got a digital camera. Any advice?
ANSWER;
YES. ASK SOMEONE ELSE.
CVS HAS FREE DIGITAL CAMERA WORKSHOPS ON SATURDAY.CHECK IN YOUR AREA FOR THE DETAILS
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DEAR BELLE:
How can we find Osama?
ANSWER:
ASSEMBLE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CAN FIND WALDO AND HAVE THEM LOOK.
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DEAR BELLE:
What is prickly heat?
ANSWER:
IT'S WHAT I GET EACH TIME I AM NEAR THE YANKEE.
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DEAR BELLE:
If I wear leopard skin pannies, does that make me animalistic?
ANSWER:
NO. IT JUST MEANS YOU ARE ONE HOT MAMA AND WANT SOMETHING WILD ON YOUR SKIN.
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DEAR BELLE:
Why are people anal about the toilet paper being put on over the roll verses under the roll?
ANSWER:
WHY...? ARE YOU THE ONE THAT KEEPS PUTTING MY PAPER UNDER...?
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: IT GIVES THEM SOMETHING ELSE TO FOCUS ON WHILE SITTING THERE.
DEAR BELLE:
How long does bad luck run if I pick up a penny tails up?
ANSWER:
DEPENDS ON WHO IS BEHIND YOU WHILE YOUR TAIL IS UP AND WHAT THEIR INTENTIONS ARE.
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DEAR BELLE:
What does the size ring around my nipple mean? I know the rings on a tree tells the age of the tree but what does it mean on my hooter?
ANSWER:
THE SIZE OF THE RING AROUND YOUR NIPPLE, MEASURES YOUR SEXUALITY. LARGER THE RING....LARGER THE SEXUALITY.
OR IT COULD JUST MEAN THAT YOU HAVE BIG BOOBIES.
(OKAY LADIES....BUTTON THOSE SHIRTS BACK UP...LOOK ON YOUR OWN TIME) 
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Dear Belle:
How can I light my jar candle when fluid runs out on my candle lighter thing. I tried lighting it with a rolled up newspaper and nearly burned the house down.
ANSWER:
USE A STRAND OF UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI.
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Dear Belle:
How can I tell a gentleman pull up his pants when he is flashing me?
ANSWER:
TELL HIM; SAY NO TO CRACK
. IF HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT, THEN GRAB A HANDFUL OF CHANGE AND START DROPPING THEM IN THE "SLOT".
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Dear Belle:
.. Do you think it's true what they say ... A man's penis size can be determined by looking at his shoe size?
ANSWER:
I NOT ONLY DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE.....I KNOW IT AIN'T TRUE!
I'VE HEARD THE SAME THING ABOUT SHOE SIZE, AND ALSO, BIG HANDS OR BIG NOSE BEING TIP OFF'S ABOUT WHAT A MAN IS PACKING. WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FIND OUT....? LQQK.
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Dear Belle:
Do you have any advice for the single white female so she won't get taken advantage of by so-called handymen? Is there a list of honey-do jobs and the prices attached to each? just what might a gal expect to be charged? for example ...
I have a couch sitting on stilts that I would love to get fixed, but as of yet these bricks are still working just fine, and I am having the darndest time finding somebody to fix it! not to mention this darn plumbing, too ... I can't flush, shower, or wash clothes at the same time.
Any advice would be kindly appreciated.
sign me 'the hillbilly queen'
ANSWER:
WELL, I WOULD SEEK ADVICE FROM SOMEONE I TRUST. A RELATIVE, FRIEND, A FRIEND'S HUSBAND THAT HAPPENS TO BE HANDY THAT WOULDN'T MIND DOING SOME REPAIRS.
THE SECOND PIECE OF ADVICE I WOULD GIVE YOU IS TO DO SOME CALLING AROUND. HAVE A PLUMBER COME OUT, ASK FOR A WRITTEN AND DETAILED ESTIMATE. THANK HIM FOR HIS TIME, SAY YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT, OR CHECK AROUND SOME MORE AND WILL GET BACK TO HIM.
DO SOME RESEARCH ON LINE. USE MESSAGE BOARDS TO EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM. MOST PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO HELP AND SHARE INFORMATION THAT CAN BENEFIT YOU.
I'M NOT SAYING ALL PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS, BUT THERE ARE SOME, IF YOU COME ACROSS AS NOT HAVING A CLUE, WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE.
PRICES FOR REPAIRS VARY, SO CHECK AROUND. ASK FRIENDS TO REFER YOU TO SOMEONE THEY TRUST. AND, YOU MIGHT ALSO CONSIDER, ASKING THE PLUMBER OR REPAIRMAN FOR SOME REFERENCES.
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Dear Belle:
Could you give a girl some advice on what to do when a submarine has been launched without your knowledge and you're called upon from the throne and advised that the toilet water is rising to flood stage quickly and panic has set in?
ANSWER:
GRAB THE PLUNGER AND .HAVE THE LAUNCHER OF THE SUBMARINE TO START PLUNGING AWAY.
YOU PLOP IT....YOU PLUNGE IT.
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I LOVE YOU GUYS!
ONCE AGAIN, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS HERE ON BLOGSTREAM.
IF YOU MISSED IT, BELLE WAS A LITTLE BLUE SATURDAY NIGHT AND SOME OF MY BUDS LEFT ME MESSAGES, SONGS...JOKES.
I'M POSTING THE BOX HERE AGAIN. IT IS SO INTERESTING TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES OF YOUR BLOG FRIENDS.
TAKE A LISTEN. YOU CAN HEAR BC IN ALL HIS BOSTON GLORY...BIGGIE T DISHING UP SOME "CANDY"....BELLA.....TAYLOR.....AND, A COUPLE FROM ME ATTEMPTING TO SING......
Later Ya'll...^Belle^
