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INSIDE THE FLAME


 KING OF THE COMB OVER or NOTES FROM THE E.R.
 

" I wear a ball cap. The reason I wear a ball cap is because I don't have any hair. I don't mind it turning gray, but I hate when it turns loose.
God has a sense of humor. One day he looked down and said,

'Let's have some fun with Bubba. Suck all the hair off his head and blow it out his ears and nose." T-Bubba

Rambling through my make up bag, I realize my eye lash curler is missing.For you guys, who don't have a clue, an eye lash curler is a small metal contraption, resembles scissors on the bottom, you open it up and stick your top lashes into the hickey doo (don't know how to explain what it looks like), which has rubber on the top and bottom. Close it up, count to 30, and release. Your lashes are curled and makes them appear longer. Oh, sure, you could buy the glue on lashes, but, I've never had much luck with those. I end up looking like I have a spider on my lids.

I ask my son, "The Baby", to go into my bathroom and bring the eye lash curler from the dresser.

He returns with a curling iron.

The next thing I remember is waking with the feeling that something wasn't right. It didn't sound or smell like my house.

I began to try and open my eyes. The bright light demanded that I close them. Maybe I am dreaming.

Someone is touching my wrist.

Very slowly, I open my eyes. The picture isn't clear and I'm not sure what I am looking at.

The face staring back at me, has eyeballs the size of half dollars,that are magnified behind thick, round, black frames.

"Are you awake?" The kind voice asks.

(OH GOD....ARE YOU GEORGE BURNS....? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!)

Things are now coming into focus. The first thing I notice are nostrils full of thick, bushy hair, spilling out and threatening to take over this man's face.

I close my eyes. This can't be real.

"Hellooooooo", the voice says.

I open my eyes and the view isn't getting any better. Taking a closer look, I see one of the WORST cases of COMB OVER CRAZY, that I have ever seen in my life!

"Oh my God", I say faintly, trying not to laugh.

This poor, poor man is still clinging to the illusion of hair, by taking a few remaining strands from the extreme left SIDE of his head and wrapping them around to the right, then attempting to swirl it around to the back.

He didn't stop there,it has been moussed and sprayed to a fair thee well.


I started to giggle.

"You are awake", He says.

I can't look at him without cracking up. He leans in close with his little flashlight, the nose hair right in my face. Just looking at it makes MY nose itch,and I become obsessed with wanting to reach out and touch some of his dangling nose hairs. I lost it and began to laugh and couldn't stop.

He stood back, patting me on the arm, mumbling something about me being confused and needing time to adjust.

Each time I would regain my composure, he took that as an opportunity to lean in at which point, I would once again laugh. Tears were rolling down my face, my sides hurt.

"Do you remember passing out?" He asked.

I could not control myself.

(DO YOU REMEMBER A LITTLE INVENTION CALLED A NOSE TRIMMER)

"Do you realize you are in the hospital?"

(DO YOU REALIZE YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYONE WITH THAT COMB OVER)

He mumbled something to the nurse, and left.

I was still laughing, and continued to laugh right up until the nurse returned with an injection.


Hours later as I was being released and given instructions, I felt like I should apologize or something...but...what would I say...?

"I'm sorry. It was rude to laugh, but your nose hair is way yonder out of control."

Or...

"I'm sorry, but,the comb over....seriously.....It would be more convincing if you shaved your head and then painted it."

Just think, while ya'll were having cook outs and get togethers over the holiday weekend....I MET THE COMB OVER KING.

Later Ya'll...^Belle^
Posted by ^BELLE^ at 4:43 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS
 

** DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY CONTROL, DEAR ^BELLE^,WILL NOT BE POSTED HERE TODAY. IT WILL RETURN NEXT MONDAY. IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, FROM SERIOUS TO SILLY...SEND IT TO ME IN A PM...I ALREADY HAVE SOME DOOZIES.

You know the Memorial Day weekend isn't going as planned when one minute you are getting dressed to go out, and the next thing you remember is waking up in the emergency room.

It is a long story that I won't go into now, but I am okay.

The thought that occured to me when I opened my eyes.... Is this real or am I dreaming? After all, it was only last year that I began having nightmares that the character EJ Wells on Days Of Our Lives was trying to find and kill me while I hid in a closet. (WHISP....ANY THOUGHTS ON WHAT THAT MEANS...?)

For a fleeting moment I thought perhaps this was another bad dream, only this time with a General Hospital theme . In case it was, I made a mental note to myself to order a much cuter doctor the next time.

GUNPOWDER AND LEAD

You know how a song will get stuck in your mind...? Well, I saw Miranda Lambert perform this last week on the CMA awards. A snappy little ditty with a don't mess with me message.

Anyway,I had to look the song up online for a listen. Ever since then, the following lines run over and over in my mind:

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet

Sometimes, rather than just going silently through my brain, they make it out of my mouth. Such was the case a couple of hours ago, as I chanted the lyrics to myself, then saying aloud:

"...he ain't see me crazy yet...."

From behind me I hear these words:

"Yes I have."

"HUH?"

It was my son.

Kissing me on top of the head and giving one of those, "bless your heart" pats on the back, he turned to go,saying:

"The self check out at Wal-Mart.....Yeah, I've seen you crazy and that was only the tip of the ice berg."

Anyway, hope everyone is enjoying the holiday.

Later Ya'll...^Belle^
Posted by ^BELLE^ at 5:07 PM - 25 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 HAPPY.....HAPPY....JOY....FREAKING ....JOY
 

I may or may not be around.....I may or may not burn something... . I may be here....I may be there....I may even be in TenneFLIPPINGkissMYrebelBUTTssee!

In the mean time, sit down a spell...take your shoes off, toss back the beverage of your choice and listen to some music from my brand spanking new playlist.

Later Ya'll...Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Posted by ^BELLE^ at 3:00 AM - 29 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 FRIDAY FIVE WITH A WILD AND CRAZY TWIST
 

It's Friday and you know what that means. Time for the Friday Five. This week with a WILD AND CRAZY TWIST. As always, answer any 5 or go tip toeing through the tulips by Tiny Tim tipsy and answer them all. Ready.....Have at it.

1-Something you often lose?

PATIENCE...TEMPER AND SLEEP. ( AND, ON AT LEAST ONE OCCASION, A BATTERY OPERATED OBJECT)

2-Who was President of the United States when you were born?

JOHN F. KENNEDY

3-Who was the first presidential candidate you voted for?

RONALD REAGAN (MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF MY DEMOCRAT DADDY)

4-What framed photos are near you?

ON THE DESK...BO AND BUFFY,TROOPER JUNIOR'S FIRST SONOGRAM, MOTHER AND DADDY, MAMA AND PAPA K.

5-How did you come up with your Blogstream name?

WELL, THE YANKEE OFTEN CALLS ME HIS, "SWEET SOUTHERN BELLE"....AND I AM PLUS...I LIKE THE LETTER B.

6-How did you come up with your blog title?

THE TITLE OF MY BLOG; INSIDE THE FLAME, COMES FROM A POEM I WROTE FOR THE YANKEE MANY YEARS AGO.

7-Last thing you tried to hide?

MY TATTOO FROM DADDY.

8-Do you wet the toothbrush before or after adding the paste?

BEFORE

9-You are sitting around a table and can choose, 1 artist, 1 writer, 1 musician and 1 singer,to join you from the past or present, who will you select?

ARTIST-POLARB

WRITER- THIS IS A HARD ONE BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FAVORITES. I AM TORN BETWEEN ROBERT JAMES WALLER AND LEWIS GRIZZARD...SO I'LL JUST GO WITH ALABAMA NATIVE, HARPER LEE.

MUSICIAN- BB KING

SINGER: PATSY CLINE

10-Do you only drink bottled water?

NO. I HAVE MY OWN WELL AND THE WATER IS TERRIFIC.

11-What did you have for dinner last night?

A POTATO,HAM AND MUSHROOM SOUP THAT I JUST THREW TOGETHER FROM INGREDIENTS I HAD HANDY, WITH SOME TOASTED GARLIC BREAD. SURE WAS GOOD!

12-Last thing you had for a snack?

SLICED AVACADO, DRIZZLED WITH A TAD OF OLIVE OIL AND LEMON.

13-Last thing you took a photo of?

JEWELRY TO PUT ON EBAY.

14-You have just hired an artist to paint you an oil painting... what is it?

..WOULD LOVE TO HAVE AN OIL PAINTING OF MY PRECIOUS LITTLE MAN BO OR ONE OF THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN.

15- A song with "BABY" in the title?

BACK IN BABY'S ARMS BY PATSY CLINE

16-Craziest thing you asked someone?

WILL YOU MARRY ME

17-Wildest thing you ever touched?

THE YANKEE

18-Craziest thing you have done for love?

GOT A TATTOO. (I DON'T THINK IT'S CRAZY, BUT SOME FOLKS DO)

19-Ever had a wild night?

EVERY NIGHT WITH THE YANKEE IS WILD.

20-Craziest thing you have ever done in a romantic moment or setting?

HAD A THUMB WAR WITH THE YANKEE (AFTER HE SHOWED ME HOW)

HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Later Ya'll... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Posted by ^BELLE^ at 1:23 AM - 20 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 JESUS AND MAMA K
 

How sweet and happy seem those days of which I dream,
When memory recalls them now and then!
And with what rapture sweet my weary heart would beat,
If I could hear my mother pray again.
Refrain:
If I could hear my mother pray again,
If I could hear her tender voice as then!
So glad I’d be, ’twould mean so much to me,
If I could hear my mother pray again.


It is Sunday afternoon in the early 70's. Aunts, uncles and cousins of the first, second and third degree are all gathered around a table laden with food. Everyone brings a dish or two or three, but the staple, is Mama K's fried chicken, piled high on a platter that is, "...old as the hills."

Our family was usually the last to arrive, coming straight from our church service on the other side of the county. The men are scattered about the house, some in the living room chatting, some on the front porch. The women buzz about the kitchen like bees in a hive, stirring things, pouring up things into bowls, setting the table. They seem to be on fast forward.

The call to eat will come from Mama K and everyone will take their places. There isn't enough room all to sit at the table, so they gather around in a circle. Papa K always sits at the table, and I always sit by him, having myself a prime spot right in front of the fried chicken.

Everyone gets quiet, as Mama K, still standing, asks someone, usually Daddy to "say the blessin'". He will decline, saying, "No, Mama, you go ahead", after which she will ask someone else.

The asking is only a pretense as we all know that Mama K will bless the food.

As a young girl, I always hoped someone else would do it, because Mama K, not only blessed the food, she blessed everyone there, and then some.

"Daddy.....Please....Please....say the blessin' today", I would whine from the back seat.

She would begin praying. Thanking God for the food we were about to receive, the hands that prepared it, and then we were off and running. Before the "blessing", was over, she had thanked God, for everyone and everything. Or so it seemed to me at the time. I just wanted the praying to be over and the eating to begin.

These blessings might go on for 15 minutes. Sometimes she would get, "happy", or "in the spirit", and began to sway back and forth, hands raised in the air. She might cry, she might laugh, she might shout.

At first, when I was younger, the shouting scared me. I thought she was having some kind of fit. Now, older, the shouting produced giggles, followed closely by thumps from Daddy, and a stern look that usually proceeded a verbal warning that he was going to, "...tan your hide."

For one week during the summer, her night time prayers would begin with tucking me into the same bed that Daddy slept in as boy. Sitting on the side of the bed, she would summon the angels to protect, watch over and keep me.

Her prayers would continue as she undressed and got ready for bed herself. More nights than I could count, I would drift off to sleep as she prayed.

Night after night, she called by name all of her children and their spouses, grandchildren (their spouses too, if they had any), great grandchildren, she mentioned us all. I always tried to stay awake until she got to me.

One particular summer, I was roused from sleep by the sound of the phone ringing in the middle of the night. From the conversation, I could tell it was my uncle, making one of his drunken midnight phone calls.

She would pray with him over the phone and then continue to pray after the call ended.

All through the day,she was in constant contact with Jesus. Thanking him for the day, for the flowers, the garden...everything. Most of the time it was like a conversation that lasted from sunrise until sunset.

The family still talks about Mama K and the tornado. It was in mid summer and tornadoes had ripped across Alabama in the middle of the night. The following Sunday as we gathered at the old home place, she told of waking up by a daughter, calling to inform her of a tornado heading their way, urging her and Papa K, to get dressed and down to her house as soon as possible.

By the time they made it to the porch, it was too late. From the house atop a small hill, they saw the tornado on the ground heading in their direction. As Papa K told it:

"I saw that thing a comin' over the hill toward the house and told Mary to get back inside, but she dropped down on her knees and started a prayin'. The next thing I knowed, it turned and went the other way."

I especially dreaded her church service prayers. It never failed, if she happened to be visiting our church, or we were at hers, she would be called on to pray the final prayer and it seemed to go on forever. I would figit around, usually stuck between, The Pincher (Mother) and The Thumper, (Daddy).

Reading a post, and exchanging comments with Taylor, I was reminded of Mama K.

Some people you only hear pray in church and no where else, or they only pray in times of trouble. Mama K prayed everywhere and about everything.

What I wouldn't give to hear that dear, dear, lady pray just once more.

Later Ya'll...^Belle^
Posted by ^BELLE^ at 10:23 AM - 17 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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